Annoying New Year Status Updates

So we are about to be bombarded with those forwarded texts “Mary Christmas and Phosphorus 2018‘ but those are better than the dreaded, ever so annoying new year status updates .A lot goes through my mind whenever I see them.

Let’s deconstruct them.


Surviving Christmas As a Single Person

Single Bell; Single For Christmas

It’s Christmaaaaas! The decorations are up,the love… the extravagance is tangible! The Carols fill the air 🎼 The breweries staff sing 🎶”Njohi to the world…”   *Njohi is alcohol* while the rest of us sing  “Mary did you know, that your baby boy…🎶 ” Yes. I’m pretty sure Mary knew all that so can we now move to the main agenda, getting through it all.